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“My name is Ernest Miller Hemingway. I was born on July 21, 1899. My favorite authors are Kipling, O. Henry and Steuart Edward White. My favorite flower is lady slipper and tiger lily. My favorite sports are trout fishing, hiking, shooting, football and boxing. My favorite studies are English, zoology and chemistry. I intend to travel and write.”
— Ernest Hemingway, Age 9.
That’s beautiful
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(Source: hellanne, via anchormeaway)
ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation
(via chocoholicmania)
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW NINE IS GRABBING ROSE’S THIGH?!
Also the CHANGE IN TEN’S EXPRESSION OVER TIME I CAN’T
(Source: fantallonsimo, via chocoholicmania)
(Source: themethodtohermadness, via anchormeaway)
what if you woke up one day and you were hot
idk i’d probably open the window or something
I CANT BREAHTE
idk you should probably open a window or something
(via suckitupandswallowcunt)
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
This is fantastic
(Source: chibigordonramsay)
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
(via perksofbeingarutabaga)
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
(Source: basedgosh, via perksofbeingarutabaga)
